20 things I wish I'd known before I moved out.

Even university halls do not prepare you for life.

♦ Remember bin day!!

♦ Bills.

♦ Electricity bills.

♦ Water bills.

♦ Phone bills.

♦ Rent.

♦ Council tax.

♦ You need to pay your bills on time.

♦ All the nights out sacrificed just to pay the bills.

♦ Just face it, bills come first.

♦ God damn bills.

♦ The oven needs cleaning. Regularly.

♦ That goes for the fridge too.

♦ There's no personal chef to cure that hangover.

♦ There's no maid service either.

♦ Mould is not your friend, Bleach is.

♦ Food is more expensive than you think, but doughnuts.

♦ It's hard to wake yourself up in the morning. I need a better alarm.

♦ Decking will be your own personal ice rink in winter.

♦ Boilers are complicated.